Archive for April, 2009

NASA delenda est

Friday, April 10th, 2009

I would like to thank Mr. Knapp for the temporary appointment as NASA Administrator for his cabinet.  I refer to the appointment as temporary because my duty is to eliminate the agency, auction off its parts, return the land to the several states or universities from which it came, and thereby open the space frontier.
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New Shadow Cabinet appointments

Friday, April 10th, 2009

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
04/10/09
POC Thomas L. Knapp
admin@shadowcabinet.us
ST. LOUIS, April 10 — Thomas L. Knapp, libertarian presidential candidate and creator of the “Libertarian Shadow Cabinet” project, announced the appointment of three new cabinet officials — and his intent to separate the shadow cabinet project from his presidential campaign — this morning.
“This project is intended to serve [...]

Appeasement is the Disease; Freedom is the Cure

Friday, April 10th, 2009

“Government doesn’t work. It doesn’t keep our streets safe and it doesn’t educate our children. Government is good at only one thing: It breaks your legs, hands you a pair of crutches, and says, ‘See, without us you wouldn’t be able to walk.’”
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Saving the World will never be easier or less expensive then NOW

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Last week, Gulf Onshore, a publicly traded, over-the-counter, oil leasing company acquired the assets of Cannex Therapeutics, a cannabis research and development company that was started by Dr. Robert Melamede, Richard Cowan and yours truly.
In simple terms, the owners of Gulf have decided to exit the oil business, sell off their oil leases and merge [...]

Company announces genetically modified microbe that converts petroleum into pure THC

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

For just a few pennies, a new company can turn a 55 gallon drum of crude oil directly into medical grade THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. The key is a new, genetically modified microbe that produces an enzyme called, “THC acid synthase” that converts the petroleum into tetrahydrocannabinol carboxylic acid (THC-COOH).
The enzymatic condensation from [...]